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All the Assholes in the World and Mine

by Charles Bukowski

The second prose pamphlet: an autobiographical account of a hemorrhoid operation, published a year after the first.

Published
1966
Shelf rating
3.5

About Charles Bukowski

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The story, briefly

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All the Assholes in the World and Mine is a Charles Bukowski prose pamphlet published in 1966, a year after his first, Confessions of a Man Insane Enough to Live with Beasts. Its subject is exactly what the title says: an operation on his hemorrhoids and the hospital around it, told as autobiography without softening. The piece became one of his better-known early prose works, largely because South of No North collected it in 1973 alongside the other pamphlet, which is how both survived past their tiny original printings. It belongs to the same run of small-press prose that carried Bukowski before Black Sparrow began publishing his fiction.

The story, in more detail

The two 1960s prose pamphlets are the beginning of Bukowski's fiction as a body of work, and they set the terms he kept for thirty years: the writer's own body and circumstances as material, no distance, no apology, and a title that dares the reader. Read now, the piece is also a document of what medical care looked like for a man with no money in mid-1960s Los Angeles.

Why we recommend it

  1. The body as material, from the start

    The terms Bukowski kept for thirty years are already set: his own circumstances, no distance, no apology.

  2. One of the better-known early pieces

    Collected in South of No North, it has stayed in circulation while most 1960s pamphlets vanished.

What this book explores

Timeline

  1. 1966

    Published as a small-press pamphlet, a year after Bukowski's first prose book.

  2. 1973

    South of No North collects the text, keeping it readable.

Book editions

Paperback
Paperback
Open Skull Press
1966
First edition — a small-press pamphlet, never reprinted as a standalone book.

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All the Assholes in the World and Mine: frequently asked questions

What is All the Assholes in the World and Mine about?

An operation on Charles Bukowski's hemorrhoids and the hospital around it, told as autobiography. The title is literal.

When was it published?

In 1966, as a small-press pamphlet — a year after Confessions of a Man Insane Enough to Live with Beasts, his first prose book.

Can I read it today?

Yes. South of No North (1973) collected it, and that book has stayed in print. The original pamphlet is a rare-book item.

Why is a piece about surgery well known?

Because of how it is written: no distance and no apology, with the writer's own body as the material. That approach became the basis of everything he published afterward.

Is Henry Chinaski in it?

The piece is autobiographical rather than told through the Chinaski persona, which had been introduced in the 1965 pamphlet.

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References

References

The sources below include the primary text, editions, scholarship, archival materials, and other records that informed this page. They document All the Assholes in the World and Mine, its publication, and its place in literary history.

  1. 1All the Assholes in the World and Mine

    Novel
    Charles Bukowski, 1966
    Used for

    The primary text represented by this page, used for descriptions of the work’s contents and for any quoted passages shown here.

  2. 2Charles Bukowski

    Biography
    Reaktion Books, 2012
    Used for

    The mid-1960s small-press prose in the career narrative.

  3. 3Charles Bukowski Papers (Huntington Library catalogue)

    Archive
    Used for

    The Bukowski papers, which hold manuscripts and correspondence from the pamphlet years.

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  1. 4Charles Bukowski timeline (bukowski.net)

    Website
    Used for

    The piece's contents and its absorption into South of No North.

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  2. 5Charles Bukowski: books and chapbooks (Verdant Press checklist)

    Website
    Used for

    Bibliographic details of the pamphlet checked against the checklist.

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